you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.
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do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
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when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.